If
marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage
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During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse ?
He is given his last chance to run away.
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Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds..... .
Open ur eyes !Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a fool........ ....
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A guy to his GF :
I wrote ur name on the sands....... ......
it got washed away,I wrote ur name in air......... ......... ........
it got blown away,So i wrote ur name in my heart....... ......
i got a HEART ATTACK
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The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish,too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!"
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LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes...
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ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur inocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best
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True love is like a pillow
u can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happyso when u need true love
spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow
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Dear Friend,
when i ask u flower,u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stoneu give me a statue
when i ask u a featheru give me peacock
ARE U REALLY DEAF ?
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I had VODKA with WATER
I felt DRUNKI had WHISKY with WATER
I felt DRUNKI had RUM with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!!
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Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence ...
Student : WOW !
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The human brain is most outstanding thing.......
it functions 24hrs 365 days.....
it functions right from the time u r Born....until you fall in love
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SMILE - is a language of love
SMILE - is a source to win hearts...
SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality
SO....
Brush ur Teeth today onwards
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A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..
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History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?
Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir....
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Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age Hitler commited suicide